Alessio

Writes, has all the good ideas

Alessio is a world-traveling delinquent with a fear of losing his dick to a dog's bite. He becomes aroused at the sight of flattering footwear. Don't you give him advice or he'll turn to ice, and you might as well talk to stone. He only hates you because he is probably allergic to you.

Musik: Tom Waits, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Einstürzende Neubauten, Death in June, Sol Invictus, Sainkho Namtchylak, Lene Lovich, Lee Hazelwood, Serge Gainsbourg

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Tobi

Writes, draws

Tobi's so vain he is almost a mirror. He failed art school and has the constitution of a southern belle. He is a very contemplative individual, however his internal monologue is easily derailed by small animals and döner. He once had a dream about ritualistically murdering his co-author.

Musik: Die Ärzte, Klaus Nomi, Queen, The Clash, Die Toten Hosen, Nina Hagen, Palais Schaumburg, Händel, Purcell, Nena, Adam and the Ants

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